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  • Writer's pictureHenry Cavanaugh

Better Things To Do

Updated: Dec 19, 2018

Yeah I know it’s Valentine’s Day and everything but do I really give a shit? I’ve got better things to do with my time like hit the gym and make sure I’m looking as big as can be before my competition in a few weeks time. Bodybuilding is my life and I don’t have time for any bullshit romance. 

What’s weird is that this morning I woke up to some faggot in my bed - I know, what the hell - telling me that he was my boyfriend and had given me this hot body as his Valentine’s gift to me. Obviously I just laughed and kicked that faggot outta my house. I don’t know how the fuck he got there but clearly he was insane because as if I would be attracted to men? Nah, I don’t do relationships but sometimes I’ll take a hot broad and fill up her pussy if I’m really in the mood. I’d never let another guy in my ass or even suck my cock ‘cause I’m just not about that life!

As for him giving me this body… who the fuck does he think he is? You can’t just magic up a hot body like this, I’ve been working on it for years. I still remember hitting the gym with my older brother for the first time when I was sixteen and I haven’t looked back since then. I flunked out of school, got myself a job as a personal trainer and now I’m competing in bodybuilding competitions. I haven’t had the time to slow down and think about having a relationship so Valentine’s Day is just another day to me. 

Oh well, at least the gym’s emptier so I don’t have to wait for the others to be done on the machines! Let those idiots fawn over their girlfriends or their fag boyfriends over dinner, I’m gonna be right here where the real men are spending Valentine’s Day!

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